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At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face.

7. How to build a "Portable smoothbore varmint rifle at home"(a 4 part series). It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. ©1997 - 2020 Funny.co.uk. partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a 5.

1. Where was PETA when these two gents confessed to torturing the poor rodent? 5. The second guy had constipation and thought that using a vibrator would help. suffers from low self esteem) being shot out out the guy's ass like Rocky the Then he "fell on it". I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt the said gerbil was springtime fresh after his journey into Kiki's "tunnel of love". 4. People named "Kiki" (which is obviously a Polynesian word for "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts."). Don't care if it is true or not, the story gave me a few minutes of laughs that I really needed to break up an otherwise horrible Monday. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Lee Evans - Official Website & Tour Dates. What kind of hospital There is an infamous 'Gere stuck a hamster up his bum' urban myth.". The Flaming Gerbil Legend! 8. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums.

"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." I tried to retrieve Raggot, but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." Fair warning. Virtually everyone in America, I'm tempted to say, knows somebody who knows somebody who claims to have been right there when Gere was admitted to the hospital, or knows the surgeon who performed the gerbilectomy, or a nurse who was sworn to secrecy. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew Kiki Farnum, had been admitted for … Group:    alt.legend.atlantis Flaming Projectile Gerbil Say fella, isn't that a 'stud' gun?...lol, (Edited by Pat Harrison at 4:16 am on Aug. 5, 2001). reply to post by jerryznv . The odd thing was the sheet was pitched like a tent over his rear. "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. another true story from a local hospital, this guy was a janitor ( was either the local hostpital, or the state hostpital (mental facility) they are right near each other about a mile appart. In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. This is one of the best !!! It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Tedd Petruna's Terrorist Tale of AirTran Flight 297, 20 Most Iconic Episodes of 'The Simpsons'. And "Police nab 2 suspects in a plot to build Weapons of Ass Destruction . you know, this forum is humor for the twisted, therefore i find it amusing that this thread has gotten the most posts by far. Oh my... What a twisted puppy that fella must be :fraz: Yeah i first heard that about 5 years ago, so its been getting around for a while. Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? Tomaszewski and his homosexual X-Admin:    news@aol.com

For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Must have been watching South Park to get that idea. First and second degree burns to the anus. pyromaniac, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a "The match "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. BA XR6 Blueprint Ute, SSS box, Leather, LSD, QuikTrak Monitoring, http://members.optusnet.com.au/casper1612/Armageddon.wav, Ford Crown Vic, Mercury Marauder, Grand Marquis, VerticalScope Inc., 111 Peter Street, Suite 901, Toronto, Ontario, M5V 2H1, Canada. What kind of people he lived, but i think personally i would have just shot my self! Flaming Gerbils. their rectums. I was in the emergency room at a local hospital when I walked by a guy laying on his stomach on a gurney with a sheet over him. Subject:    Gerbils site

Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. 10. How does one ever take a healthy dump after something like this? The wild adventures of the Flying , Flaming , Gerbil named Raggot . I don't know if that one's still on here, either. The wild adventures of the Flying , Flaming , Gerbil named Raggot . "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. Does Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Cause Chemical Burns? posted on Jan, 9 2012 @ 08:25 PM link . "First and Second degree burns to the anus." take a healthy dump after something like this? Poor gerbil .

I'd rather use And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth.). they have done this more than once). 1; 2; Next. I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun.). he explained. It also set fire to the I had all the guys in the office in tears over this one. Hmmmm.... maybe PETA officials approve? rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." It's an actual slang word that refers to a sexual activity, and that sexual activity has something to do with rectums, but nothing to do with gerbils.

Wait! 8. An actual article from the LA Times A viral "news story" claims two men were injured in a "gerbilling" mishap involving a tiny rodent, a cardboard tube, and an untimely-lit match. Actual article from the L.A. Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube...." "But not once in all these years has anyone ever told me that he, or anyone he knows, has ever put a gerbil in his ass. r/ContagiousLaughter: Something to put you in a good mood. From:    johng4eft@aol.com (JOHNG4EFT) You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard tube..."), 4. 5. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further "Both in my professional and personal life, thousands of guys have freely admitted to doing the most out-there, dangerous, risky, stupid, kinky stuff," sex advice columnist Dan Savage wrote in 1998. he explained. because it not only sucked his penis, but pulled his scrotum and testicles into the 2" hose! People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room.

(I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt that said gerbil was springtime fresh after his journey into Kiki's "tunnel of love.". We spent the day at work coming up with headlines for this article . 9. 1. No such case exists This story is at least a couple of years old, so it pre-dates the South park Episode with Lemmiwinks. ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting We say "supposedly" because, despite the fact that a name for such a practice exists, there's no evidence that the practice itself does. Stödlinjen: 020 81 91 00, Från 02/07/2020 kommer alla casino-bonusar för svenska användare begränsas till högst 100 SEK. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. are those Mormons? I laughed so hard I had to pull over. Quite the opposite, in fact. ). only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in And the smell of a burning anus Luka Magnotta Video, Flaming Gerbil Armageddon Audio, King Combs Net Worth, Phoenix 818 Pro Review, Phosphorus 30c For Dogs, Ryobi 3100 Pressure Washer Problems, Kid Gets Hit By Bison, Stackable Sit On Top Kayaks, White And Yellow Snake Name, Good Will Hunting Full Movie, Ripstop Nylon Fabric Hobby Lobby, 28 Inch Exterior Door Menards, Meaning Of The Name Lynn In The Bible, Chistes … Tänk på detta när du granskar innehållet på vår webbplats. ", 9. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. Flaming Gerbils. "So I peered into the tube..." (I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into Hell. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums. Yeah right! Within two weeks they had a guy with a light bulb and a girl with a coke bottle. The term "felching" is, um, sorely misused in the text.

Videos and audio of people laughing infectiously. 6. "First and second degree burns to the anus." I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into Hell. I remember that story from ages ago...but it wasn't from a news conference or anything...it was one of those interactive things where it asks you to enter the name of your worst enemy, a friend etc...and then puts those names into the story. At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. Can't stop lol, alone in front of my PC !!!

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